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WHIZZER THE TALKING AIRPLANE

Week 16


Okay, maybe it's just me, but I found this Kiddie Record to be both fascinating and discomforting at the same time. I guess this goes back to my childhood days when I first discovered that I was drawn to and yet frightened by anthropomorphic machines in books and animated cartoons, or as toys. Robots, steam shovels, trains, even vacuum cleaners all had the same chilling effect on me and "Whizzer" is no exception here. I just don't like his unimaginative, "stuck on" face with the dead, unexpressive eyes and mouth. The stiff, crudity of the drawing also adds to the odd, otherworldly quality. But I think, more than anything else, it is his strange, ethereal, mechanical voice that raises the "Whizzer" creepy quotient to dangerously high levels.

To create that "Whizzer" vocal, the producers of the record used the ubiquitous "Sonovox" system which was sort of an early form of electronic voice synthesizer, (it's descendant was no doubt used by Peter Frampton in the 1970s for his odd "talking guitar" effect). I first became aware of the "Sonovox" in the Walt Disney movie "The Reluctant Dragon", a live action feature that is a tour of the studio in 1940. In it, Robert Benchley experiences a voice recording session where a young woman is supposedly recording a voice for the Casey Junior train in "Dumbo." She shows how the device alters the voice of a person holding microphones up to their voice box and mouthing the words. She does this while running a recording of train sounds through the machine at the same time and viola, you get yourself an eerie talking train. This was obviously the same process they used for "Whizzer" only they mixed the voice with airplane sounds instead. The "Sonovox" technology coupled with the slow, affected delivery of the actor supplying Whizzer's voice resulted in a very strange and somewhat disturbing mechanical sound that is anything but appealing.

Now, don't get me wrong. I like the "Whizzer" offering for the odd, interesting, almost quaint item it is. I mean, imagine kids being interested in an airplane in this day and age. Kids today would probably be more interested in dressing up their little iPods than conversing with a plane or a jeep or a taxi or a tuba. Yet "Whizzer" and "Joey the Jeep" and "Tickity Tock" and "Herman The Locomotive" and others all share a wonderful history which, for me, holds a very valuable place in the Kiddie Records kingdom. Machines have feelings too, you know.

Dave Pruiksma


Whizzer the Talking Airplane

Artists Unknown

Jackalee W-1333 ©1947

(2) 10" 78RPM records in bi-fold sleeve

Total Time: 12:09